Surprise, how'd you'd end up here?

My name's patrick and i like food and people if that's not cool enough i don't know what is.


sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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Luna Adriana (via suspend)

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There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything



*patronizing mother voice* oh so even if 9/10 dentists recommended jumping off a bridge, you would do it???

but mom my teeth will be so white


my kitten is me in so many levels

like, i feel ya 

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Blue Ivy reacting to seeing herself on the screen during Beyonce’s VMA performance.

Rita Oral please sit down i need to see the real star

That’s Sia

Okay well I will beat her ass with the chandelier if she doesnt move

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