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slayselena:

The queen how to handle hate vs demi

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drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

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doglets:

there’s a thin line between word and world

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rats-in-the-walls:

rita-haxx:

Moms dog is such a stupid idiot dumb dumb I love him

😍😍

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fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

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suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

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louisranger:

i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape

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