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My name's patrick and i like food and people if that's not cool enough i don't know what is.


The queen how to handle hate vs demi

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in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

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there’s a thin line between word and world

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Moms dog is such a stupid idiot dumb dumb I love him


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i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

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I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

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i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape


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